It's a Conspiracy I tell ya

Why is it when you buy a bag of awesome looking oranges, that there is always at least one in the bag which is one of those ones which had been frozen.  Why is it that they all come from the same farm and some of those oranges are more damaged than the others.  I swear they just don't have the heart to throw them away.  Guess we need to get a pig for the farm so we don't waste food either.  Geez.  They need to teach these crop growers how to spot the questionable fruit.  Sort of like my friend Gayla and her box of pop tart's missing one tart.  It's a conspiracy I tell ya.